Gregg's Eleven

I’m a big fan of Ocean’s Eleven. For my money, it was one of most fun movies to watch. Obviously it was far from a great flick, just a fun one. With Hollywood so hell bent on remaking everything, I decided that I could handle a remake, if they followed my rules. Make it with either a mostly black cast or mostly a female cast. I made it real easy, I already cast all the roles and picked directors. Just send me a check.

Character	Oceans Eleven	Black Cast	Female Cast
Daniel Ocean	George Clooney	Denzel Washington	Charlize Theron
Rusty Ryan	Brad Pitt	Will Smith	Sandra Bullock
Linus Caldwell	Matt Damon	Mos Def	Emma Stone
Terry Benedict	Andy Garcia	Laurence Fishburne	Julianne Moore
Basher Tarr	Don Cheadle	Jason Statham	Thandie Newton
Malloy brothers	Casey Affleck/Scott Caan	Wayan Brothers	Zooey Deschanel/Krysten Ritter
Saul Bloom	Carl Reiner	Danny Glover	Hellen Mirren
Livingston Dell	Eddie Jemison	Dule Hill	Janeane Garofalo
Frank Catton	Bernie Mac	Louis CK	Chelsea Handler
Tess	Julia Roberts	Halle Berry	Ryan Gosling
Ruben Tshikoff	Elliot Gould	Samuel L Jackson	Susan Surandon
Director	Steven Soderberg	Hughes Brothers	Kathryn Bigelow